"Imagine of all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks Brothers suit, would be stonewashed denim. Celebrity diet and exercise books would be the only thing on library shelves. And—since women are a majority of the population—we'd all be married to Mel Gibson." ~ P. J. O'Rourke (1947-) American humorist & journalist