Pocket Guide for Understanding Your Cat

Staring at the food dish = Feed me
Staring at cupboard = Feed me
Licking empty bowl = Feed me
Looking at you, taking two steps, looking at you again = Follow me to the kitchen and feed me.
Looking at your lap = Okay, you seem to like it when I sit on you - then will you feed me?
Sitting on your head = Wake up and feed me.
Burp = Thank you.