The Sea

A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments they found funny:

• This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly-Age 6)
• Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves to chargers.(Christopher-Age 7)
• Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James-Age 6)
• If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are in continent. (Wayne-Age 7)
• A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of it's head. (Billy-Age 8)
• My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie-Age 6)
• When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William-Age 7)
• I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen-Age 6)
• When you swim in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin-Age 6)