Inside the 40-plus mom’s brain

by Ann Hodgman and Patricia Marx

"If that’s a chin hair, I’m killing myself right now."
"No way I’m this fat. The dry cleaner shrank my pants."
"If I do Amy’s carpool next Thursday, and Wendy does Meg’s carpool Friday, and Rachel does my carpool on..."
"She must have had Botox."
"Why aren’t there more bathing suites with skirts?"